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Can you tell me what noise a fish makes?
Now you only get one chance. That was it.
Yes, seriously. (Shit. Damn)
Okay, next question. Where’s you ear?
Good girl.
Okay, last question, think very carefully about this, okay?
(Okay.)
Who’s your favourite, dad or…
(Mum.)
Okay, I didn’t actually finish the question, darling.
Why don’t we break for recess, have something to eat, and then come back to it. Okay?
Okay, you feeling better?
Repeat after me.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Who’s your favourite?
Mum.
Okay, let’s try something different.
Who’s your least favourite?
(Dad, dad, dad…)
Mum, mum, mum…
(Dad, dad, dad…)
Mum, mum, mum…
(Dad, dad, dad…)
Mum, mum, mum…
(Dad, dad, dad…)
Here we go, who’s getting a pony? And… who’s your favourite?
(Dad.)
No, I’m not picking you up until we get this sorted, okay?
It's a battle of wits. Me and you.
Okay, we had enough?
Alright, here we go. For the last time, who’s your favourite?
(Dad.)
Okay.