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	번호	제목	댓글날짜	추천/비공감	삭제
	992	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2011-07-01 23:52:30	12	삭제
		187. 근데 아버지가 183에 동생이 188. 심지어 호주라서 주위에 저만한 놈들이 득실 거림
	991	괴물잡기 [새창]	2011-07-01 23:47:33	0	삭제
		현재까지는 제가 최단 기록 보유자로군요
	990	kbs간부왈 "우리모두친일파아니었나?" [새창]	2011-07-01 22:43:32	0	삭제
		저런 분들은 도대체 누구한테 뭘 어떻게 배웠길래 저따위 똥대가리가 됐을까요. 참 안타까운 병신이네요
	989	kbs간부왈 "우리모두친일파아니었나?" [새창]	2011-07-01 22:43:32	2	삭제
		저런 분들은 도대체 누구한테 뭘 어떻게 배웠길래 저따위 똥대가리가 됐을까요. 참 안타까운 병신이네요
	988	하도 이거 유투브에서 짜르길래 빡쳐서 직접 배포... [새창]	2011-06-30 13:44:27	1	삭제
		1생각보다 엄청 기네요. 일어는 못하는지라 자막에서 어색한 부분만 허접한 영어 실력으로 조금 바꿔봤는데, 도움이 된다면 기쁘겠습니다.
	987	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2011-06-30 13:44:27	9	삭제
		1생각보다 엄청 기네요. 일어는 못하는지라 자막에서 어색한 부분만 허접한 영어 실력으로 조금 바꿔봤는데, 도움이 된다면 기쁘겠습니다.
	986	하도 이거 유투브에서 짜르길래 빡쳐서 직접 배포... [새창]	2011-06-30 13:43:12	5	삭제
		…August 15th is the day we should show our gratitude, from the depths of our heart, to the spirits of the fallen patriots. That's what I think. Thank you. Can I ask you a question? If this was in Germany, you could be arrested for saying what you just did, you know? If you were in Germany, you could be arrested for violation against the law And why would we be arrested? You bastard Why would we be arrested? Don’t fuck with me, why would we be arrested for any reason? Can I ask you a question? You fuckin' Idiot Why would we be arrested for any reason? Because, that's how it is in Germany Fuck Germany, this is Japan. Ok. Ok. So, Japan is fine with what they did? Go back to where you came from. Go!! You son of a bitch What you just did up there was really rude. But... Germany is... What do you mean Germany, are you insane? If that happened in Germany, it would have been against the law What law? What are you talking about? Like I said, saying something like that is against the law in Germany Germany has committed crimes like the Holocaust. We are innocent! We clearly cannot understand each other. Excuse me. That kind of speech would be illegal in Germany. Are you with the press? This has nothing to do with that It does matter. Now you want to listen? I’m listening Well, could I ask something to them up there? No, you can ask right here to me. I would like to talk to him up there Do you even have an appointment? No, I do not. You don't, right? Then… How about yourself? Do you have an appointment to talk to me like this? Does he have the right to make a speech like that over there then? Yes, he can, and no, you shouldn't be so rude like that... I’m not trying to be rude to anyone. I am just trying to ask some questions. Do you have any idea where you are? I know where I am What do you think where this is It’s Yasukuni shrine What kind of place do you think Yasukuni shrine is to the Japanese? In Yasukuni Shrine, you need a permit to have an interview That wasn’t an interview. And like I said, do you have an interview permit? You, you Germans… It was simply a question. What are you, a journalist? No, I’m not No? Then who are you? Alright. That’s enough Hold on a second. No. This is intolerable. Do you have any idea what this place means to us? Please don’t touch me. Don’t touch my ass. I said wait. Running away?! Hey, answer him!! Don’t touch that. You want me to smash you? There is a foreign reporter just there. You’d better stop. Stop what? You are the bad one. I said don’t touch, please. Arrest him. Come on, arrest him. This man was blabbering bullshit like we’d be arrested in Germany. Come with me for a minute. That’s the guy who butted in few days ago as well. This is the bastard. Wait. Running away? Don’t touch me. Tell me what happened. Forget it. You did this last year as well? No, I didn’t Don’t touch me. I’m just going to go. Watch out. Don’t touch, please. Are you okay? And you also need a permit for filming me He’s never had my permission to film me If you don’t stop what you’re doing at Yasukuni, neither will I. Try your best. Answer me. Why did you interrupt the ceremony? He pushed me. Arrest him! This is just a video. That is not ‘just a video’ No, you may damage it. Who gives a shit if that crap’s damaged? You didn’t get hit, did you? No, I didn’t. But… Any wounds? No wounds, but that bastard pushed his head in an interview.
	985	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2011-06-30 13:43:12	18	삭제
		…August 15th is the day we should show our gratitude, from the depths of our heart, to the spirits of the fallen patriots. That's what I think. Thank you. Can I ask you a question? If this was in Germany, you could be arrested for saying what you just did, you know? If you were in Germany, you could be arrested for violation against the law And why would we be arrested? You bastard Why would we be arrested? Don’t fuck with me, why would we be arrested for any reason? Can I ask you a question? You fuckin' Idiot Why would we be arrested for any reason? Because, that's how it is in Germany Fuck Germany, this is Japan. Ok. Ok. So, Japan is fine with what they did? Go back to where you came from. Go!! You son of a bitch What you just did up there was really rude. But... Germany is... What do you mean Germany, are you insane? If that happened in Germany, it would have been against the law What law? What are you talking about? Like I said, saying something like that is against the law in Germany Germany has committed crimes like the Holocaust. We are innocent! We clearly cannot understand each other. Excuse me. That kind of speech would be illegal in Germany. Are you with the press? This has nothing to do with that It does matter. Now you want to listen? I’m listening Well, could I ask something to them up there? No, you can ask right here to me. I would like to talk to him up there Do you even have an appointment? No, I do not. You don't, right? Then… How about yourself? Do you have an appointment to talk to me like this? Does he have the right to make a speech like that over there then? Yes, he can, and no, you shouldn't be so rude like that... I’m not trying to be rude to anyone. I am just trying to ask some questions. Do you have any idea where you are? I know where I am What do you think where this is It’s Yasukuni shrine What kind of place do you think Yasukuni shrine is to the Japanese? In Yasukuni Shrine, you need a permit to have an interview That wasn’t an interview. And like I said, do you have an interview permit? You, you Germans… It was simply a question. What are you, a journalist? No, I’m not No? Then who are you? Alright. That’s enough Hold on a second. No. This is intolerable. Do you have any idea what this place means to us? Please don’t touch me. Don’t touch my ass. I said wait. Running away?! Hey, answer him!! Don’t touch that. You want me to smash you? There is a foreign reporter just there. You’d better stop. Stop what? You are the bad one. I said don’t touch, please. Arrest him. Come on, arrest him. This man was blabbering bullshit like we’d be arrested in Germany. Come with me for a minute. That’s the guy who butted in few days ago as well. This is the bastard. Wait. Running away? Don’t touch me. Tell me what happened. Forget it. You did this last year as well? No, I didn’t Don’t touch me. I’m just going to go. Watch out. Don’t touch, please. Are you okay? And you also need a permit for filming me He’s never had my permission to film me If you don’t stop what you’re doing at Yasukuni, neither will I. Try your best. Answer me. Why did you interrupt the ceremony? He pushed me. Arrest him! This is just a video. That is not ‘just a video’ No, you may damage it. Who gives a shit if that crap’s damaged? You didn’t get hit, did you? No, I didn’t. But… Any wounds? No wounds, but that bastard pushed his head in an interview.
	984	<BGM>공중부양 [새창]	2011-06-28 10:09:00	8	삭제
		공중부양에 이게 빠질 수 없지
	983	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2011-06-27 13:33:58	0	삭제
		이런 말씀 드리긴 뭣하지만, 21살에 2년째 동거 중이시라는 것 자체가 저로서는.. 뭐, 그 부분이야 사람마다 생각하는게 다를 수도 있으니까 그렇다고 쳐도, 여자를 때리는 남자는 사람이 아니라고 생각합니다. 그냥 헤어지세요. 글쓴이께서 나이가 많아 새로 시작하기 힘든 것도 아니고, 이렇게 시간만 끌다가 어떻게 될지 누가 알겠습니까. 그리고 친구가 없어 힘들다면, 가족도 있고요. 그것도 아니라면 오유에서라도 찾아보세요. 물론 글쓴이의 상황을 악용하려는 사람들은 조심해야겠지만요.
	982	임재범 팬들의 감동 메시지 <소리꾼 임재범> [새창]	2011-06-27 11:54:24	1	삭제
		전쥉 같은 쏴라아아앙~!
	981	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2011-06-27 11:48:16	8	삭제
		저도 187cm에 81kg정도 되는데요, 확실히 키 크면 불편한 점 많더군요. 덩치 크니까 힘 좋을 것 같다고 사람들이 일 시키지, 높이 있는 물건 꺼낼 때마다 부르지, 한국에선 기장 맞는 옷도 거의 없는 편이고, 키 큰 거 부럽다고 하는 거 일일히 대답해줘야 하고, 심지어 전 외국 사는 덕분에 장신 버프도 못 받아서 여자도 못 사겼네요.
	980	(브금) 마늘의 나라 한국 [새창]	2011-06-26 23:59:19	0	삭제
		미국 음식하면 햄버거 말고는 생각나는 놈들이 할 말은 아닐텐데
	979	(브금) 마늘의 나라 한국 [새창]	2011-06-26 23:59:19	58	삭제
		미국 음식하면 햄버거 말고는 생각나는 놈들이 할 말은 아닐텐데
	978	(브금) 마늘의 나라 한국 [새창]	2011-06-26 23:59:19	122	삭제
		미국 음식하면 햄버거 말고는 생각나는 놈들이 할 말은 아닐텐데

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