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	번호	제목	댓글날짜	추천/비공감	삭제
	34	제 남자친구는 너무 짱이에여 [새창]	2017-07-06 22:38:03	2	삭제
		화가 머리끝까지나고 분노를 주체못해 통한의 비추드렸습니다. ^ㅅ^
	33	여러분들은 젤 기분나쁜카드가 무었인가요? [새창]	2017-07-04 23:54:44	0	삭제
		벽덱이 극혐이네요 적어놓고 보니
	32	여러분들은 젤 기분나쁜카드가 무었인가요? [새창]	2017-07-04 23:54:32	0	삭제
		지하 동굴 얼음 방패 불덩이 작렬
	31	남친한테 서운한데 제가 오버하는걸까요 [새창]	2017-07-04 23:38:33	5	삭제
		마음이 없고 이런게 아니라 그냥 연애 많이 안해보신 분 같은데요..
	30	저 오늘 완전 귀어운데 [새창]	2017-07-03 20:27:31	0	삭제
		귀염추
	29	[익명]너무 짜증나요ㅠㅠ [새창]	2017-07-03 04:26:23	0	삭제
		일단 추천
	28	구남친 현남편에게 프로포즈날 받은 편지. [새창]	2017-07-03 04:02:59	23	삭제
		한화이글스에서 추천
	27	Westlife - Uptown Girl [새창]	2017-07-03 03:53:46	3	삭제
		Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she never had a back street guy I bet her mama never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking She's looking so fine And when she's talking She'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With and uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl My uptown girl Don't You know I'm in love With an uptown girl She's My uptown girl Don't You know I'm in love With an uptown girl My uptown girl
	26	MCR - Welcome To The Black Parade [새창]	2017-07-03 03:30:09	2	삭제
		When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, 'Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?' He said 'Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?' Because one day I'll leave you, A phantom to lead you in the summer, To join the black parade.' When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, 'Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?' Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go. And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets. And when you're gone we want you all to know. We'll carry on, We'll carry on And though you're dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And in my heart I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it. A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all. So paint it black and take it back Let's shout it loud and clear Defiant to the end we hear the call To carry on We'll carry on And though you're dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches On and on we carry through the fears Ooh oh ohhhh Disappointed faces of your peers Ooh oh ohhhh Take a look at me cause I could not care at all Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part I won't explain or say I'm sorry I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar Give a cheer for all the broken Listen here, because it's who we are I'm just a man, I'm not a hero Just a boy, who had to sing this song Just a man, I'm not a hero I! don't! care! We'll carry on We'll carry on And though you're dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches on Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part (We'll carry on) Do or die, you'll never make me (We'll carry on) Because the world will never take my heart (We'll carry on) Go and try, you'll never break me (We'll carry on) We want it all, we wanna play this part (We'll carry on)
	25	The Killers - Mr.Brightside [새창]	2017-07-03 03:29:12	2	삭제
		Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine God I gotta be damned Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss It was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Let me go And I just can't look it's killing me And taking control Jealousy turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis But it's just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes 'Cause I'm Mr Brightside Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine God I gotta be damned Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss It was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Let me go 'Cause I just can't look it's killing me And taking control Jealousy turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis But it's just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes 'Cause I'm Mr Brightside I never I never I never I never
	24	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2017-07-03 02:35:42	28	삭제
		썸이 아니라 짝사랑인데요..?
	23	제 사촌오빠 이야기(관찰자시점) [새창]	2017-07-03 01:35:09	8	삭제
		휴.... 일부러 이러시는거죠? 비추드렸습니다.
	22	원 게시글이 삭제되었습니다. [새창]	2017-07-03 01:33:38	2	삭제
		닉값하시네요
	21	[익명]대학수시 최초합격 추가합격 잘 아시는분 [새창]	2017-06-27 17:33:22	1	삭제
		예치금 빼고 다시 등록하시면 됩니당
	20	바퀴벌레레레레ㅔㅔㅔㅔ [새창]	2017-06-27 02:31:42	1	삭제
		바퀴벌레가 얼마나 귀여운데요... 잡아서 밥반찬으로 한그릇 뚝딱! 밥도둑..

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