<div><embed width="422" height="180" src="http://player.bgmstore.net/K1M8k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><br><a target="_blank" href="http://bgmstore.net/view/K1M8k" target="_blank">BGM정보 : 브금저장소 -
http://bgmstore.net/view/K1M8k</a></div> <div> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:1024px;height:768px;" alt="1.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430819161Tov9UICwZR8ls.png"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><strong>메이저리그 역사에 길이 남을 유격수이자 뉴욕 양키스의 대부분의 기록을 가진 사나이.<span class="line-anchor"></span><br></strong><strong>뉴욕 시민이 가장 사랑한 남자. 뉴욕의 연인 데릭지터.</strong></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><strong></strong> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><strong>그는 또한 선수경력만큼이나 화려한 여성편력으로도 유명하다. 아래 사진은 데릭 지터가 은퇴선언을 한 다음 날, 한 스포츠 방송사에서 그의 여성편력을 기리며 만든 'Jeter's dating diamond' 이다.</strong></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><strong></strong> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="width:1024px;height:572px;" alt="991532779_db6d0f9c_Dc_App_Img_0.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430794054nqx9h7dBvh56KvFlA.jpg"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="1">캬 외야진 화려한거 보소..</font></div> <div><font size="1"></font> </div> <div><font size="2"><strong>저 사람들이 누군지 나열하자면..</strong></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="2"><br></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="2"></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="width:450px;height:675px;" alt="한나 데이비스.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795465guWn1dcX3fN.jpg"></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>투수 : 한나 데이비스</b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="line-height:1.5;font-family:'바탕';"><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="line-height:1.5;font-family:'바탕';"><font size="3"><b></b></font></span> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="width:460px;height:600px;" alt="민카 켈리.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/14307954912ucRK68OQtnZLBHajrCMJy9a8vF6.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="line-height:1.5;font-family:'바탕';"><font size="3"><b>포수 : 민카 켈리</b></font></span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="height:auto;" alt="조다나 브류스터.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795506pw99NFd6c78y15rC.png"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>1루수 : 조다나 브류스터</b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="height:auto;" alt="아드리아나 리마.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795525sHSyKT2AhmTThoqwHRTPdmm5CELh86.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b><font size="3">2루수 : 아드리아나 리마</font><br><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="height:auto;" alt="바네사 미닐로.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795555Htvu7mjsqJQq5tTsD8j6eR.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>3루수 : 바네사 미닐로<br><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="height:auto;" alt="스칼렛 요한슨.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795567p4MYQV1AtOeqsTLV42dNUqsHelaYPWY1.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>유격수 : 스칼렛 요한슨<br><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="height:auto;" alt="머라이어 캐리.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795582E6QBoJLvgoPEd7R7A1rxWqa.png"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>좌익수 : 머라이어 캐리<br><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="height:auto;" alt="제시카 알바.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795594ZwFXdtcQbca9Hc.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>중견수 : 제시카 알바<br><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="width:640px;height:400px;" alt="제시카 비엘.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795607wXRGfyVSrmzMezmUYzlvc6iqcbBqr.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>우익수 : 제시카 비엘<br><br></b></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b></b></font> <div style="text-align:left;"><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"></b> <div><b style="text-align:left;"><img style="width:640px;height:858px;" alt="타이라 뱅크스.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201505/1430795621YOjNF1NiM6ucC.jpg"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b style="text-align:left;"></b></div><b></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="바탕" size="3"><b>지명타자 : 타이라 뱅크스</b></font></div> <div><br></div> <div><br> </div> <div> </div> <div>온갖 선수가 다 <a title="스테로이드" class="wiki" href="https://mirror.enha.kr/wiki/%EC%8A%A4%ED%85%8C%EB%A1%9C%EC%9D%B4%EB%93%9C" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ee">스테로이드</font></a>를 한다는 의혹을 낸 <a title="호세 칸세코" class="wiki" href="https://mirror.enha.kr/wiki/%ED%98%B8%EC%84%B8%20%EC%B9%B8%EC%84%B8%EC%BD%94" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ee">호세 칸세코</font></a>도 <strong>"데릭 지터는 하지 않는다"</strong>라고 할 정도이고 팬이고 전문가고 모두들 인정한다. 이유는 "스테로이드의 부작용인 <a title="발기부전" class="wiki" href="https://mirror.enha.kr/wiki/%EB%B0%9C%EA%B8%B0%EB%B6%80%EC%A0%84" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ee">발기부전</font></a>" 때문이라는게 중론. 야구팬들은 <strong><a title="섹스" class="wiki" href="https://mirror.enha.kr/wiki/%EC%84%B9%EC%8A%A4" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ee">섹느님은 야구보다도 소중한 그 무엇을 잃어버리고 싶어하지 않는다</font></a></strong>고 말한다.</div> <div>(리그베다위키 '데릭지터' 항목 中)</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div><br>
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