어떤 사람이 성경 읽으면서 알바하다가 손님 왔는데 "어서오소서"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
 

 

 

난 딸이 아빠한테 애교부리면서 "아빠!목아팡ㅠ" 이랫는데 아빠 다음날 모카빵사오신거ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
 

 

 

어떤 사람이 건강검진을 했는데 거기에 전근암 이라고 써있어서 의사선생님 붙잡고 선생님!! 전이제 어떻게 되는건가요!! 이랬는데 의사선생님이 "전근암은 제이름인데요" 
 


 

선생님이 수업시간에 껌씹는애보고 "너 입안에뭐야!!!!!!!!!!!!!!입안에뭐냐고!!!!!!!!!!"햇는데 그 애가 "저 이반에 부반장인데요"한겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
 

 

 

병원에서 나오는길에 인사하려고 마음속으로 `안녕히계세요`이생각하면서 나오는데 문앞에 `어서오십시오` 카펫?그거보고`안녕히계시오`한겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
 

 

 

수업끝나고 선생님이 "자 오늘은 수업 여기까지" 했는데 어떤애가 "누가~ 수업끝이래!!" 하고 왕비호 따라해서 교무실 끌려간겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 또 선생님이 수학문제 칠판에 적어놓고 "이 문제 맞춰볼사람" 이랬는데 어떤애가 지우개로 던져서 맞춰가지고 교무실 끌려간겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
 

 

 

우리언니는 알바도중에 계산해주는데 101000원이나옴 근데 어떻게읽는지 까먹어섴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ손님이얼마냐고 물었는뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ자신없어서
"시..십천원이요" 라고작게말했는데 손님이 자꾸 못알아들어서 결국 계산기에 적어서 보여줬다함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

 

 

 나는 초딩때 메이플스토리가 한창유행할때 폐인처럼 메플에 빠져잇엇던떄가잇엇는데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ친구들이랑 놀이터엘갓는데 사람이 너무많은거 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 "야 썹바꿔" 이랫던기억잌ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 게임중독의 폐혜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

 

 

쭉빵에섴ㅋㅋㅋ그겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ커플있는데 여자가 심하게 귀척 쩌는거임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ막 사람들도 쳐다볼정도로 쩔었뎈 여친잌ㅋㅋ나는자기의 무슨둥이~? 이랬는뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ남친잌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"문둥이"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

 

 

김양수만화에서 본건데 알바 처음하는 여자애가 비디오가게에 손님 왔는데 긴장해서  뭐라고 해야되나 안절부절 하다가 
엄청 비장한 표정으로 "오셨군요" 한거 

 

 

 

어떤분이 친구들이랑 밥을 먹고 너무 배가 불러서 "아 나진짜배불러 누가 내 배 때리면 토할거같아" 이랬는데 친구가 배 때려서 토햇다곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그걸 왜떄렼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 16:29  

 

 

 

어떤분이 티비에 이나영나왔길래 어떻게 저렇게작은얼굴에 눈코입 다들어가있냐고 신기하다고 그러고 보고있는데 오빠가 너는 그 큰얼굴에 어떻게 눈코입밖에 없냐곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  

 

 

 

어떤애 주관식에 '코비가 말해줄꺼야'이렇게 써서 학생부감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

 

 

전 헬스장에서 런닝머신뛰다가 넘어져서 무릎으로 1분30초간달렸음 친구가구해줌

 

 

 

 

 

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