[??궁금해요] 저기요 급질!!!!!(어느정도 보호를 위해 자진 방법!^^a) 

.. 지금 남자친구네 집인데요 !!!! 

남자친구 지금 잠깐 역에 친구 데리러 온다고 

나갔는데요 !!! 남자친구 나가고 전 컴퓨터 하다가 

갑자기 배가 아파서 화장실에서 

똥=_= 을 쌌는데 내려가지를 않아요!!! 

그것도 그냥 똥이 아니고 설사라서 찌꺼지가 

막 남아 있어요ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 

아무리 물 부어봐도 안내려 가요 어쩜좋아요 

님들 저좀 살려주세요 제발요 제발 ㅠㅠㅠ 


이제 오고 있을텐데 어쩌져ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 

아직 사귄지 20일밖에 안됬단 말이에요ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ제바 아 ㅠㅠㅠ 


- 답변이 더 웃김-_-; 

허헉-_-;;;;;; [19:56:27] 

헐 ;; 그거 마시마로 머리에 달린거로 변기 뚫으세요;; [19:56:32] 

ㅡㅡ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 물 부으세여 저런건 시간이 약인데 큽 [19:56:48] 

헉..물 뒤에 열고 넣은거 맞죠?;; [19:56:52] 

뚫어뻥으로 열라게 작업을 한다음 물내려보세용..그나저나 참 안돼셨음;;; [19:57:24] 

빨리 다시 화장실 가세요-_-;, 그담에..좀 기다린담에, 그 뒤에 물 고이는곳에 물 차길 기다리시구,,;확 내리시는게..;;, [19:58:08] 

(질문자..).. 뚜러뻥이 없담 말이에요ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ제발 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ [19:58:22] 

...;; 세수대야 같은걸로 물 가득담아서; 한번에 (넘칠정도로는 말고 ㅡㅡ;;) 부어보세요; 그럼 내려가던데; [19:58:51] 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ에고..넘웃겨요..물한꺼번에 팍 부으시면 물이 넘치나요??아니면 물 계속 부으세요!조금씩말구 한꺼번에 바가지루요 ㅋㅋㅋ [19:59:10] 

어떡해요 ㅠㅠ [19:59:17] 

-_-;;;어떻게 방법이..;; 으음-_-;;, [19:59:24] 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ미치겠다(ㅠ_ㅠ죄송;;) 좀 기다리셨다가 물 고이면 다시 물 내리세요 급하게 계속 물 내리지 마시구요 [19:59:33] 

계속 누르고 있으면 내려가지 않아요? 넘칠려나... [19:59:41] 

헉..엽기지만..바가지같은걸로 찌꺼기만 살짝 퍼내면........[!!] [19:59:45] 

힘내세요 -_- [19:59:56] 

똥막힌건 염산이 짱인데...-_-;; 정말 곤란하시겠군요.. 허.. 참.. [19:59:58] 

(질문자).. 했는데요 ., 다 내려가는데 찌꺼기는 계속 남아있어요 아 정말 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ [20:00:09] 

그그게;;-_-;; 엄청난 초난감상태네요;; 와 진짜;;; 시간 좀만 지나면 없어지는데 시간이없으니;; [20:00:41] 

휴지로 변기안 닦아주시고 ; 다시 물내리세요 그거보다 냄새가 더 ;; [20:01:10] 

아맞아 뜨거운물 부으면 똥이 좀 분열되는데요-_-;; 그 때 물을 내리심이 어떠실런지요.. 그나저나.. 행운을 빕니다 [20:01:09] 

찌꺼기면.. 물이요 바가지? 이런걸로 변기통에 쏵 뿌리구요 다시 물내려보세요 [20:01:17] 

그냥 집에 가심이.. [20:01:22] 

★ (질문자).. 저기요 님들 !!!! 물한번 더 부었더니 계속 그 물이 위로 올라와요 !!! 막혔나봐요 똥이 위로 올라왔어요. 님들 저 오늘 죽을지도 몰라요 아아아악 [20:01:22] ★ 너무 간절함-_-; 

ㅡㅡ [20:01:49] 

★ ...........그냥 탈출하셔서 집으로 도망가세요;;; [20:02:14] ★ 현실적인 답변 

그냥 핑계대세요 오줌싸고 물내렸는데 갑자기 똥이 올라왔다고 발뺌하세요 그게 더 나을듯. [20:03:17] 

★★ 속이안좋아서 토했다고하세요. 당근같은거 체썰어서 살짝 넣어주시구.. [20:03:22] ★★ 올인 

↑올인 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ [20:03:07] 

와 미친다 실시간 개그다 -_-(죄송) [20:03:27] 

★ 그냥...그남친포기하세요.... [20:03:43] ★ 가장 현실적인..-_-;;ㅋㅋ 

그거 내리는거 계속 누르면 넘쳐요-_-; 그냥 바가지로 퍼요; [20:03:50] 

똥이 다시 올라오다니 ;; 어떡해요 ;; 제가더 걱정 ㅋ;; 꼬릿수의 압박 ;; 열심히 뚫으세요 ㅠㅠ [20:04:02] 

-_-;;, 아 ㅋㅋ매우 웃겨요.ㅋㅋ돌겟다.ㅋㅋㅋㅋ-_-;당근.ㅋㅋㅋ [20:04:11] 

저희집은 변기 막혔을때 내리는거 계속 누르고 있으면 어느정도 물이 올라오다가 내려가서^-^;; [20:04:26] 

난화장실안갔는데? 이러세요-_- 진짜웃기다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 당근채썰기짱ㅋㅋㅋ [20:04:41] 

바가지 같은 거 있으면 퍼내시는 게 어떨지.. -_- [20:04:52] 

변기 위에 뚜껑열고 바가지로 가득찰때까지 물 마구마구부어서 내리세요= =a [20:05:06] 

아니면 조그만 걸로 건더기-_-들을 퍼서 하수구에 버리세요-_- [20:05:23] 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 어떡해요;; 죄송합니다; 윗님이 말하신것처럼 토한척 [20:07:55] 

아! 화장실에서 무슨 소리나길래 가봤는데 그렇게 되있었다고 해보심은 어떨지;; [20:08:55] 

지금 어캐됬어요? 아 궁금.....죄...죄송해요.. [20:09:05] 

(질문자).. 헉... 님들 감사합니다ㅠㅠ 바가지로 찌꺼기 퍼냈어요 그냥 ㅠㅠ 아 감사합니다ㅠㅠ(순간 심장박동 최고속도ㅠㅠ) 아직 남자친구 안왓어요. 감사합니다 님들 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 제가 정말 좋아하는 남자친구에요 아 감사해요 이래서 ㅇㅇㅇ이 좋아요 ㅠㅠ [20:10:04] 

ㅋ 축하드려요 ,,-_-; [20:10:25] 

허어..ㅋㅋ다행이네요,ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ [20:10:41] 

님 인생에 첫번째 위기를 넘기셨네요 ㅊㅋ 합니다. [20:10:41] 

일단 화장실 못들어가게 하시고 재밋게 노시다가 화장실 가는척하면서 가서 기다리고 다시 내려봐요; 시간이 약일듯 하하ㅠㅠ 어이없으시겟다; [20:10:46] 

아 정말 다행이예요,저도 떨렸어요 ^^^^* [20:10:50] 

축하해요ㅋ;;; 다음부턴 조심하세요;; [20:10:52] 

똥을 퍼내고,, 새물로 갈으세요 ㅎㅎ [20:11:31] 

축하 ㅋㅋ, 죄송하지만 진짜 웃겼어요. ㅋㅋ [20:11:40] 

푸하하; 아 다행이에요;; 축카해요! [20:11:50] 

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ 저말 다행이에요~진짜 님 기분 십분 이해함.ㅎㅎ 축하 축하 [20:12:44] 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 너무 웃겨요; ㅅ; 어쨌든 잘 되셨다니 다행이네요,휴 [20:12:56] 

축하해요. 이제 냄새만 없애주심 퍼펙트!! [20:13:17] 

ㅋㅋㅋ님 웃어도돼져?? 우와진짜난감하셨겠다.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ꼬릿말보고 혼자 웃겨죽을뻔했음...ㅋ 그래도다행이네여.ㅋㅋㅋ당근을채썰어.....바가지로퍼,....ㅋ [20:13:29] 

크하하하하 진짜웃기시네요ㅠㅁㅠ 다행이네요 남자친구 오기전에 제거해서 -_-;;ㅋㅋㅋ [20:13:53] 

ㅇ ㅏ 나 웃다가 콧물 나와써여.T_Tㅊㅋㅊㅋㅊㅋ [20:13:56] 

아...글고 제가 말한거 맘에 담아두지마세요~-0-;;; 똥보단 토가 글도 무난해서...그런거니..다시한번 축하. [20:15:08] 

고질방에서 이렇게 많이 웃어본거 첨이다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 님 축하드려요 ㅋㅋㅋ 남자친구랑 행복하셔요- [20:21:33] 

축하축하해요~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 진짜 긴박한 상황이네요 [20:24:14] 

푸하하하 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ; 축하해요 ^ ^ 님 생에 심장박도 최고조 였겠네요 ㅋㅋㅋ [20:33:01] 

★ 대략 진심으로 축하해 주는 분위기ㅋㅋㅋ ★ 



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