<div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">여하간 우리부대는 부지가 넓었다. 동물도 많아서 아침에 구보하면 각종 멍멍이들이 항상 같이 뛰곤 했음.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">그리고 내가 동물좋아하는건 다들 알아서 새로 온 동물들 있으면 일단 다 나한테 갖다줬었다.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">어느날 주임원사가 부르길래 갔더니 흑염소 새끼 두마리를 나한테 주는거.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">연대장이 대대별로 두마리씩 뿌렸다고..</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">별 미친 염소를 뿌리네 하면서 뭐 쨌든 알겠습니다 하면서 받아옴.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">간부숙소 뒤에 철망이랑 하우스파이프 갖다가 염소장을 만들어서 거기다 뒀는데</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">어차피 시발 군대 남아도는게 풀에 잡초인데 마침 생체 예초기로 활용하면 되겠다 싶었음.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">밤에만 염소장에 넣어두고 기다란 줄 구해다가 아침되면 목에 묶고 풀 많이 자란곳에 말뚝박아놓고</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">나중에 다시 와보면 그 풀 무성하던곳에 염소 줄 닿는 부분까지 딱 동그랗게 미스터리서클이 만들어지는거임.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">캬 이거 씨발 존나 예초기 고성능ㄲㄲ 하면서 원 다섯개 겹쳐서 올림픽 오륜기도 만들어보고 별 미친 아트를 다 해봄.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">어느 주말이었다. 염소장에 염소들 넣어두고 염소장 하우스비닐로 좀 둘러치고 있었는데 본부중대장이 염소 좀 본다고</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">염소장 문을 열고 들어옴. 아 근데 좀... 들어왔으면 문을 잘 닫아야지.. 문이 빼꼼 열린채로 있던거다.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">둘중에 작은놈이 이때다 하고서 밖으로 튀어나감.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">와씨발 좆됐다! 하면서 나도 바로 튀어나가 새끼염소를 존나 쫒아감.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">연병장을 가로지르는 나와 염소의 추격전을 보며 옆중대 아저씨들이 존나 웃는데 쪽팔려 뒤질거 같았지만</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">저거 잃어버리면 주임원사한테 피살 당할지도 모른다는 절박함이 날 존나 달리게 했다.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">우리부대가 한가운데에 병기본교장과 대공초소, 대대 탄약고, 탄약고초소가 한데 있는 동산을 두고 있는데 그게 은근 넓다.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">염소가 산으로 들어가버린거임. 아 씨발 좆됐... 하면서도 쫒아들어가는데</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">사람이 염소속도를 어떻게 따라가나.. 게다가 산길도 아니고 그냥 덤불사이로 쏙쏙 빠져나가는데 존나 절망감이 듬.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">그러다보니 탄약고 초소까지 오게 됐는데 마침 거기에 카사노바가 묶여있었음.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">카사노바는 존나 똥개인데, 부대주변 동네 개들 다 따먹고 다녀서 붙은 이름임. 여튼 걔가 거기 묶여있던 이유는</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">작전장교가 애끼던 진돗개를 덮쳐서 탄약고 초소에 귀양온거. 감히 시정잡배 천것이 양갓집 규수를 범했으니</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">죽지 않은것만으로도 다행이었다고 생각함.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">여튼 탄약고초소를 지나 도망간건 확실해서 지나치려는데, 카사노바랑 눈이 마주침.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">그때 개와 사람의 커뮤니케이션이 눈빛으로도 가능하단걸 깨달았는데, 카사노바 눈빛이 나한테 말하고 있었다.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">'야! 내가 봤어! 씨발 내가 봤어 그 염소! 내가 봤어!'</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">눈빛 보자마자 바로 카사노바 줄 끌러서 쥐니까 한쪽방향으로 튀어나감. 오케이! 하면서 그 방향으로 따라갔는데</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">어느정도 가다보니 신기하게 저 앞에 도망가고 있는 염소가 보임. 요놈 신통방통하네 하면서 쫒아갔다.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">근데 염소가 보이긴 하는데 간격이 안 좁혀짐. 그러다 카사노바가 답답한지 날 딱 쳐다보는데 눈빛이..</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">'씨발 줄 놔'</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">바로 줄 놔버렸다. 그러자마자 정으니의 로켓처럼 튀어나가서 염소랑 카사노바랑 둘 다 사라짐.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">아 좆됐네... 하고 있는데 염소 울음소리가 음매 하고 울림.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">소리 난 곳으로 급하게 쫒아가보니 야 이새끼가 신통하게 염소를 몸으로 눌러서 꼼짝못하게 잡고 있는거.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">"야 카사노바 존나 잘했다!" 하면서 다가가니까 이새끼가 똥개인건 어쩔수가 없는지 칭찬해달라고</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">벌떡 일어나버림. 염소 다시 도망감. 하... 씨바...</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">근데 카사노바가 귀를 다시 쫑긋 세우더니 가만히 있다가 어느 방향으로 또 발사됨.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">또 멀리서 음매 하고 울리길래 그쪽으로 가니까 카사노바 이새끼가 빡쳤는지</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">이번엔 염소 모가지를 물어서 분질러놨네....</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">염소가 마지막 숨을 헐떡이다 절명함..</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">아.....ㄹㅇ좆됐다.... 하면서 죽은 염소를 들고 가는데 개선장군처럼 옆에서 당당히 우쭐대며 걷는</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">카사노바새끼가 오늘따라 왜이리 원망스러운지 모르겠더라.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">근데 예상외로 츄리닝 차림의 주임원사는 별일 아니라는듯이 알았다고 한 다음에 죽은 염소를 가져감.</span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="font-family:Gulim, '굴림', '돋움', Dotum, Tahoma;line-height:20px;"><font face="굴림"><span style="line-height:18px;">그리고 한 이틀있다가 보약봉지 쪽쪽 빨면서 돌아다니는거 보니 아마 그걸 영양원에 가져갔었나봄. </span></font></div>