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제친구 실화임.

친구가 코비F사용중 이던 약 5개월전 일임ㅋ...


친구랑 놀다가 집에 돌아가는길 지하철을 타려고 기다리는데 화장실이 너무 급하다는거임

화장실을 쓰고 전철 오기를 기다리는데 갑자기 얘가



"어? 나 핸드폰이 없어졌어"



이러는게 아니겠음?

난 놀라서 어 전화해보자 햇는데 가방에도없고 몸에도 없었음ㅠㅠㅋ..

마지막으로 휴대폰이 확실히 있엇던 화장실로 들어갔는데 화장실 어딘가에서 웅-....우웅-........ 모기소리마냥 나는거임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ자기가 썻던 칸으로 들어가니까 변기 안에서 휴대폰이 웅웅댐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


근데 그 변기안이 그변기 안이 아니고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ물을 내림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



둘이서 헐.... 이러고 있다가 화장실 관리인한테 전화를함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

전 통금시간이 있어서 할수없이 나혼자 먼저 집에왔음..ㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


그리고서 담날이 일요일이엿는데 갑자기 오후쯤에 얘한테 전화가옴 그것도 그 물에빠진 코비폰으롴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그래서 ??? 뭐지 하고일단 받았음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



"야 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

"헐너뭐야 휴대폰 안망가졌어?!!"
"ㅇㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"



나 가고서 화장실 직원이 한 2시간 반뒤에 와서 꺼냇다는데 멀쩡함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ









그리고 이일이 있은후 약 2주일 후.





물에빠졌던 코비폰으로 전화가걸려왔음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

근데 얘 첫마디부터 쳐웃는게 아니겟음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ???
그래서



"웃지말고 얘끼해봐"




이랫더니 자기가 지금 핸드폰이 두동강이 났따함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ??? ???????/ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

뭐짘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ




"근데 전화를 어케해 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"



이랫더니 밑부분만 남아잇는뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

휴대번호치고 통화버튼 누르면 진짜 전화가된다고함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

이어폰 끼고 들으면 진짜 통화가 된다곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



이게바로 그 좀비폰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이걸로 전화함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ