친구들과 축구를 하고 있었다...
내 친구들과 축구를 하다가 내가 골기퍼와 공 잡고 뺏기기 싸움을 하고 있었다
근데 내 친구가 공이 손에 단 것이었다.
나: 너 핸들... 패널트킥이야...
친구: 나 손 안닸어
나: 분명히 내가 봤다니까...
친구:아-아-아니야...
나: 왜 말을 더듬거려?
알고보니까 친구는
"골기퍼였습니다."
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