음슴체로 가겠음

3시간전 우리는 연상연하 커플이었음

매일마다 보고 싶어서 아침일찍 만나서 조깅함

몇일전부터 축구 타령하더니 

오늘은 축구공 하나를 들고옴

얘가 축구광팬임

호날두,베컴,메시 밖에 모름

서로 주고받고 하다가 

얘가 튼실한 무다리로 되도않는 개인기를 했음

첨엔 귀엽다 귀엽다 잘한다 잘한다 칭찬했더니

귀신들린 무당처럼 다리 떨면서 드리블 하더니

여친왈 "자기야 나 메시같아?ㅋㅋㅋ"

하고 묻길래

갑자기 개드립이 생각나서

"어.메시랑 똑같네~메(매)우 시발련"

나만 웃겨서 존나 쳐웃다가 

얘가 던진 공을 못보고 면상에 맞음

안경 부러졌네ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

씩씩대면서 씨부렁 거리더니 집으로 뛰어감

벙쪄서 가만 서있다가 부러진 안경 들고 나도 집에감

안경없으면 내눈은 동태썩은눈깔 마냥 시력 존나 안좋음

공원에서 10분이면 집 도착인데 20분걸림

방금전에 문자 날라옴

"헤어져"

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