학교 끝나고 전철을 타는데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

한 두정거장 쯤 되서 ㅋㅋㅋ  한 커플이 들어오더라고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

근데 딱 때마침 내 바로 옆자리 사람이 나가길래 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

남자가 레이디 퍼스트 정신으로 여친을 앉히고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

여자는 남자의 크로스 백을 무릎에 살포시 올리고 가더라고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

근데 이때 남자가 갑자기 여친 앞에서 내 바로 앞자리로 이동하더니 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

나한테 자리좀 비켜달라는 식으로 눈치를 주는거임  ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

난 딱 직감이 왔음 ㅋㅋ    이 새끼가 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그래서 장난기가 발동함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그래서 낚시에 발동을 걸었음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

첫번째는 의자에서 살짝 엉덩이를 떼 주면서 옷 정리를 함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

여기서 남자 움찔 하다가 말았음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그래서 이번에는 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

다음역 도착한다는 방송이 나올때 일어날듯한 제스쳐를 보였더니 ㅋㅋ 

나  나가면 바로 들어올 자세를 보이길래 ㅋㅋ 다시 무슨일 있느냐는 식으로 그냥 앉아있었음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그렇게 2정거장 더 패스 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그리고 마지막으로 ㅋㅋ

오늘은 비가 많이 와서 우산을 챙겨간 날이었음 ㅋㅋㅋ

의자 밑에다 우산을 넣어놨었는데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

필살기로 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그걸 뽑음!!!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그때 그 남자 옳타구나 !! 이런 표정으로 여자 무릎에 올려있던 가방까지 챙기며 앉을 채비 했는데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

난 우산을 그냥 똘똘 말고 정리만 함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

옆에서 여자는 터졌음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

더 웃긴거 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

나 내릴때 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

남자 옆에 있던 아줌마가 폭풍처럼 들어와서 그자리 앉음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


3줄 요약
지하철에서 커플이 들어왔는데 여자만 내 옆자리에 앉음.

남자앉고 싶어했으나 내가 갈랑 말랑 낚시함.

나 내리고 어떤 아줌마가 그 자리를 채워줌.