동생놈과 게임한판..

총쌈중..


나는 사양좋은 테스크탑으로하고 지는 사양구린 노트북으로한다고..렉땜에지는거라고 투덜투덜..

그때울리는 전화벨소리..

짬좋은 나는 가만히 시선을 동생에게..

동생은 "ㅅㅂ"

터벅터벅..딸칵..

"여보세요"

"......" 나는 안들림..

"....신문안봐요"

"......" [신문보라는전화인가보네]

" .....아 안본다고요"

".............."

" 행사품으로 뭐주는데요?"

"............."

"그게끝이예요?"

",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"

"조중동 요즘똥줄타나보네요..행사품 팔아서 지들관리나하라하세요.광고비도 줄었을텐데"

"..............."

" 아 내가 미쳤다고 자전거한대준다고 다달이 돈내면서 쓰레기처분합니까?나참!"


나 : 신문보래냐?

동생 : 아니..나보고 돈내고 쓰레기처분하래..씨발 내가 무슨 쥐새끼야? 내돈내고 쓰래기가지고오게

나 : ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

동생 : 벤츠한대주면 한달치 구독한다고 할거그랬나..ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

나 : ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



내동생 쫌 짱인듯..-_-;;; 아 이쁜놈