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  • 게시물ID : humorbest_101781
    작성자 : saldasalda
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    IP : 218.48.***.229
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    베스트 등록시간 : 2005/07/27 17:11:07
    원글작성시간 : 2005/07/26 20:23:49
    http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_101781 모바일
    FUCKING AMERICAN !!!!!!!!!!

    Sayclub 채팅하다가 별 미친놈을 만났습니다...
    Alfred Newman 이 개새끼..아오..
    나이는 27, 이태원 사는 미국 군인인거 같음..아오 ssibal....


    타블로 ▶ I guess the host is not Korean.
    몽크 ▶ hi~ people~
    free ▶ right
    AlfredNewman ▶ no i'm not
    타블로 ▶ hi
    free ▶ white or black or mixed ?
    AlfredNewman ▶ but i have Korean girlfriend
    타블로 ▶ oh u do?
    ☆ sabalmyun(kamelman2181) 님께서 들어오셨습니다.
    AlfredNewman ▶ yea
    황도연 ▶ The woman who live on the 8th floor gave me some peppers.. ha..
    타블로 ▶ peppers.
    free ▶ most americans have a lot of korean girlfriends
    AlfredNewman ▶ yeah i know
    free ▶ to get the visa easily
    AlfredNewman ▶ lol
    타블로 ▶ kkk..
    몽크 ▶ really?
    타블로 ▶ it;s funny
    AlfredNewman ▶ i dont want Korean "visa"
    AlfredNewman ▶ lolz
    몽크 ▶ is that true?
    보라돌이 ▶ hi there
    AlfredNewman ▶ who wants that whit
    AlfredNewman ▶ shit
    AlfredNewman ▶ lolz
    AlfredNewman ▶ anyway i'll be right back
    타블로 ▶ u call it a shit?
    ☆ 작은기대(kakbb) 님께서 들어오셨습니다.
    free ▶ kroeans wants american visa i mean
    타블로 ▶ so
    AlfredNewman ▶ American visa is something
    AlfredNewman ▶ but
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korean "visa" >
    타블로 ▶ ok
    AlfredNewman ▶ is kinda funny
    타블로 ▶ okok i know what ur saying.
    AlfredNewman ▶ i dunno why
    ☆ 몽크(hangover17) 님께서 나가셨습니다.
    AlfredNewman ▶ maybe because Korea is not even a nation
    ☆ sabalmyun(kamelman2181) 님께서 나가셨습니다.
    타블로 ▶ wow..
    ☆ 보라돌이(dipurplerain) 님께서 나가셨습니다.
    타블로 ▶ i think u should cancel what u have just said.
    free ▶ korea is poor than america
    free ▶ but it's a nation
    AlfredNewman ▶ well in my opinion, it isn't a true nation
    free ▶ why?
    타블로 ▶ dont be so provocative here..
    free ▶ because of north korea?
    AlfredNewman ▶ it is defended by American armed force
    AlfredNewman ▶ and
    타블로 ▶ but that doesnt mean Korea is not a nation
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korea can't live without it
    타블로 ▶ it's truly a republic and.. it has a great long history
    AlfredNewman ▶ it is "kinda" nation
    AlfredNewman ▶ well
    타블로 ▶ look at your country it has only 300or less years of history...
    free ▶ so did you give up your korean nationality? alfred?
    타블로 ▶ and uses the wicked power to attack small countries..
    AlfredNewman ▶ therefore the length of history is not counts
    타블로 ▶ no it counts.
    AlfredNewman ▶ America is greatest country with short history
    free ▶ because of jews
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korea may have longer history but it sucks
    ☆ poofonpants(begreat) 님께서 들어오셨습니다.
    타블로 ▶ because history means how the people lived through the world.
    free ▶ there are so many rich jewishes in usa
    AlfredNewman ▶ i don't think Korea has 500 yrs history
    poofonpants ▶ 5000 yrs
    타블로 ▶ i warn u to shut up.
    free ▶ more longer
    AlfredNewman ▶ because it changed regime so many times and names
    타블로 ▶ did somebody offend u?
    AlfredNewman ▶ no i can speak my thought
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korea has about 50 yrs of history now
    타블로 ▶ no but ur being truly selfish here.
    AlfredNewman ▶ i dont think i'm selfish
    AlfredNewman ▶ i think i'm candid
    타블로 ▶ thats absurd.
    AlfredNewman ▶ is isn't absurd
    AlfredNewman ▶ it is true
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korea is a newborn nation
    타블로 ▶ u dont have the respect of other people.
    poofonpants ▶ where are you from alfred?
    AlfredNewman ▶ it is not 500 year old nation
    poofonpants ▶ 5000 yr
    AlfredNewman ▶ i'm from USA
    poofonpants ▶ you're a american?
    AlfredNewman ▶ it is not 5000 year old nation
    AlfredNewman ▶ yes i am
    free ▶ yes it is
    poofonpants ▶ 5000 !!!!!
    AlfredNewman ▶ 50
    황도연 ▶ fking pox america...
    ☆ senny(saysenny) 님께서 세이클럽을 떠나셨습니다.
    AlfredNewman ▶ Josun was ended when Japanese conquored Korea
    AlfredNewman ▶ right?
    poofonpants ▶ nope
    황도연 ▶ no
    poofonpants ▶ you must study more.
    타블로 ▶ Is it even true that ur from USA?
    AlfredNewman ▶ when a nation is conqured by other country, it is ended
    free ▶ did you greaduate highschool ?
    free ▶ alfred?
    poofonpants ▶ don't say like you konw about history.
    타블로 ▶ cause i dont want to believe
    AlfredNewman ▶ the only thing Korea has for a long time is their language
    free ▶ language is important
    AlfredNewman ▶ you have to say " KOrean language has a few thousand years of history"
    AlfredNewman ▶ but
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korea is....different
    타블로 ▶ Alfred.
    타블로 ▶ hey.
    타블로 ▶ how old are u anyway.
    AlfredNewman ▶ in my opinion, Korea is a newborn nation with about 50 years of history since the end of Korean war
    poofonpants ▶ even though the regime's collapsed it doesn't mean that there's no history before.
    타블로 ▶ and do u even go to a university?
    AlfredNewman ▶ that is more accurate
    AlfredNewman ▶ when regime is gone, that country is ended
    poofonpants ▶ no
    황도연 ▶ then.. Japan is 50yrs too..
    free ▶ kk
    free ▶ china also
    poofonpants ▶ how about russia?
    AlfredNewman ▶ and other country occuy and set up a government? that's even more obvious that the former regime is gone
    AlfredNewman ▶ USSRis ended
    AlfredNewman ▶ now it is something else
    AlfredNewman ▶ of course their language isn't dead
    free ▶ do you love your korean girlfriends?
    poofonpants ▶ but, you know what? the people live in korean peninsula has not changed, even though the regime's changed
    AlfredNewman ▶ it is irrelevant q
    free ▶ or do you just enjoy with them?
    ☆ 작은기대(kakbb) 님께서 세이클럽을 떠나셨습니다.
    AlfredNewman ▶ she is boring in bed
    AlfredNewman ▶ actually
    AlfredNewman ▶ she just lie down and...wait for me ro fuck her
    타블로 ▶ fuck u
    free ▶ sorry for her
    AlfredNewman ▶ yeah
    AlfredNewman ▶ she has no talent at all
    free ▶ teach her
    AlfredNewman ▶ she's more like a house maid
    free ▶ it depends on you
    AlfredNewman ▶ but i like her
    AlfredNewman ▶ i guess other korean girls are pretty much same?
    free ▶ that mean you wants to marry with her?
    AlfredNewman ▶ i dunno
    AlfredNewman ▶ if she's good enough for it, why not
    poofonpants ▶ how old are you alfred?
    타블로 ▶ a i ssibal nom
    AlfredNewman ▶ 27
    free ▶ in american age ?
    타블로 ▶ go fuck ur self.
    AlfredNewman ▶ i'm not a player type
    free ▶ born in 1979?
    AlfredNewman ▶ so..
    AlfredNewman ▶ i guess i'll stick to her
    타블로 ▶ haha
    poofonpants ▶ -_-;;27..................
    AlfredNewman ▶ hey tablo, i thought you're american?
    타블로 ▶ completely a gay..
    AlfredNewman ▶ what's wrong with you
    타블로 ▶ i just hate u
    타블로 ▶ i just hate the way u talk.
    AlfredNewman ▶ you aren't american huh
    타블로 ▶ did i ever say i'm american
    타블로 ▶ I hate American..
    AlfredNewman ▶ i look down on Koreans , to behonest with you
    타블로 ▶ and i look down tooo u bastard.
    AlfredNewman ▶ their attitude, their strange behavior and foolishness.....makes me look down on Koreans
    poofonpants ▶ then, why are you talking with koreans?
    free ▶ hm..
    AlfredNewman ▶ why are Koreans so retarded?
    free ▶ because of different manner ?
    AlfredNewman ▶ is it education?
    AlfredNewman ▶ is it in the genes?
    타블로 ▶ i think Americans like u are fuckheaded.
    free ▶ culture
    타블로 ▶ they dont understand.
    AlfredNewman ▶ follish culture? lol
    poofonpants ▶ korean's education is level is a lot higher then yours, idiot
    AlfredNewman ▶ Americans are dumb....but not as dumb as you Koreans
    poofonpants ▶ -_-edu's level
    poofonpants ▶ fuck yourself
    AlfredNewman ▶ hmm
    AlfredNewman ▶ that attitude just make you look more pathetic
    타블로 ▶ hehe go lick Bush's ass.
    free ▶ haha
    AlfredNewman ▶ i find it difficult to discuss a matter with Koreans ?
    poofonpants ▶ how'bout his balls
    poofonpants ▶ kk
    free ▶ do you respect bush /alfred?
    AlfredNewman ▶ they soon piss off
    타블로 ▶ Alfred. the problem lies in you.
    AlfredNewman ▶ it's just sad
    타블로 ▶ u first said the Korean Visa is a shit.
    AlfredNewman ▶ you guys have no rationality at all?
    타블로 ▶ what's wrong with your attitude.
    AlfredNewman ▶ lol
    poofonpants ▶ hey special ed. go fuck yourself
    AlfredNewman ▶ yeah i think everything about Korea is just a joke
    AlfredNewman ▶ to me
    AlfredNewman ▶ there must be people who admire you guys though
    poofonpants ▶ i don't give a fuck you're proud of your country or not. but you don't have a right to condemn other country. special ed.
    AlfredNewman ▶ like.....i can't think of anyone lol
    타블로 ▶ i know ur kind of guy who doesnt distinguish between jokes and serious matters.
    AlfredNewman ▶ to me Korea is just a joke
    AlfredNewman ▶ i dunno
    타블로 ▶ yes to me ..u are just a peanut.
    ☆ 황도연(suro73) 님께서 나가셨습니다.
    poofonpants ▶ to me usa is just a collection of idiots like you.
    AlfredNewman ▶ i heard your president got a plastic surgery when he visited USA?
    타블로 ▶ what the.
    poofonpants ▶ is that a problem?
    AlfredNewman ▶ is that true?
    poofonpants ▶ yes.
    타블로 ▶ no it isnt
    poofonpants ▶ yes it is
    free ▶ american presidents did it too
    AlfredNewman ▶ that's a joke of the century
    free ▶ their wives did surgery
    AlfredNewman ▶ i heard your president was impeached but insisted on resuming his term?
    free ▶ cliton
    AlfredNewman ▶ and no chaos was happened huh
    타블로 ▶ what do u know about korea
    AlfredNewman ▶ i think that means Korea is a pupet regime
    타블로 ▶ u know nothing of it.
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korea is USA's puppet regime
    poofonpants ▶ -_-;;so sorry..It seems like you've got some virus in your head.
    타블로 ▶ just shut up. if ur head is filled with nothing but air.
    poofonpants ▶ your logic system
    poofonpants ▶ 's finally gone.
    AlfredNewman ▶ and we can do anything to Korea at will
    AlfredNewman ▶ like....beating up without a reason
    AlfredNewman ▶ or
    타블로 ▶ yes i know that's because u guys are so wicked.
    AlfredNewman ▶ other nasty stuff
    [@]poofonpants ▶ 쟤 언제붜 저랬어요?
    [@]poofonpants ▶ 쟤 언제부터 저랬어요??
    AlfredNewman ▶ yeah i like harrassing
    타블로 ▶ wicked enough to attack Iraq without no reason.
    AlfredNewman ▶ i just like it
    AlfredNewman ▶ well why not
    타블로 ▶ molayo
    AlfredNewman ▶ we got powe and wanna test it
    타블로 ▶ a e ssibal nom
    AlfredNewman ▶ lol
    AlfredNewman ▶ calm down
    AlfredNewman ▶ you can be american if you try hard
    타블로 ▶ i will never be
    [@]poofonpants ▶ ㅋㅋ 그냥 병신 같은데 아무도말안하면지혼자지쳐서 그칠지도
    타블로 ▶ if there is another person like u
    AlfredNewman ▶ that's fine, keep feeling jealous about us
    [@]poofonpants ▶ 대답해주는것보고 신나서 계속 저러는것같애요.
    타블로 ▶ jiral hane ssibalnom
    AlfredNewman ▶ i'll keep supporting USmilitary to invade weak nations
    타블로 ▶ ah...T.T hangul e anssujinda...
    poofonpants ▶ are you in military?
    AlfredNewman ▶ weak nations tend to do criminal activities anyway
    ☆ 락석vibe석(hihiha) 님께서 세이클럽을 떠나셨습니다.
    free ▶ i heard he's living in itaewon
    AlfredNewman ▶ i'll join the US army in about 3 years
    타블로 ▶ really
    AlfredNewman ▶ wish i were living in there, so i could enjoy more Koran pussies lolz
    poofonpants ▶ us soldiers= idiots, criminals,
    AlfredNewman ▶ Koreans= nothing but a cockroach
    poofonpants ▶ you must be one of them aren't you?
    AlfredNewman ▶ you Korean guys have no balls
    free ▶ they have
    AlfredNewman ▶ i mean figuratively
    AlfredNewman ▶ but i dont hate you Koreans
    free ▶ good
    AlfredNewman ▶ i kinda like you guys in a way that i like animals like dogs and cats
    [@]poofonpants ▶ 졸라 콤플렉스 있는듯...
    free ▶ haha
    AlfredNewman ▶ that isn't bad huh
    free ▶ that's too bad
    free ▶ i dont' like animals
    타블로 ▶ ignore him
    AlfredNewman ▶ but u guys sometimes try to bite me
    AlfredNewman ▶ but its kinda cute
    AlfredNewman ▶ u know what
    AlfredNewman ▶ the true powerhouse in Korea is not Blue House
    AlfredNewman ▶ it's bunch of pupets
    AlfredNewman ▶ USEmbassy and US Army base is the true govt in Korea
    AlfredNewman ▶ keep that in mind
    AlfredNewman ▶ and don't be deceived by Korean govt
    AlfredNewman ▶ they are just bunch of crooks
    AlfredNewman ▶ USarmy and US embassy are true defender of Korea , u know what i mean
    AlfredNewman ▶ and we'll defend ya
    AlfredNewman ▶ Korean president and politicians are just bunch of puppets and crooks
    AlfredNewman ▶ dont ever trust them
    AlfredNewman ▶ we'll protect you
    AlfredNewman ▶ alright?
    free ▶ no idea
    AlfredNewman ▶ just say yes
    AlfredNewman ▶ don't be fooled ok?


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