<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u4BBupXbEpM?hl=ko_KR&version=3&vq=large&autoplay=1&loop=0&showinfo=1&controls=1&rel=0&start=0&autohide=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="40"><br><a target="_blank" href="http://wowpc.net/utube" target="_blank">YouTUBE 태그생성기</a> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> 음..</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">이번에는 망작 삘이 나기도 하고, <span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">뭐라 설명하기 애매한 게 많기에</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">그냥 중요한 부분에만 설명을 달고 나머지는 무언無言으로 가려고 합니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">보시면 알겠지만, 오색찬란 알록달록한 게 마치 약물을 한 것 마냥 정신이 없을 겁니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">네. 그렇습니다. 무지갯빛 광선을 직접 쬔 당사자인 저도 예외없이 정신이 없는 상태입니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div 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src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1433204797RWRZkbR67.jpg" width="669" height="892" alt="041.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> 판다 귀 같기도 하지만..</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1433204797gtZWjZsj.jpg" width="669" height="892" alt="042.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> ....음?</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">사실 이건 수입과자 판매점에서 심심찮게 뵐 수 있습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">모 동영상을 본 뒤로 게이 베이컨이라고 부릅니다. 저는.</div><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1433204820MKJTsAhadeg.jpg" width="669" height="892" alt="043.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/14332048203DLwyPLDrLp6tPJ2DGWQDZfnJg.jpg" width="669" height="892" alt="044.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1433204820tYzz17viP2le21IbqfECIP1g.jpg" width="669" height="892" alt="045.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> 짜잔.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">저 하얀 프로스팅은 사실 구름이었습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">하늘색은 하늘의 바탕이었고.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201506/1433204820I1HYR9QkfdSJqgFg3G1.jpg" width="669" height="892" alt="046.jpg" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div 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