<div> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_008363967018523521" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00005.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/13789180094hnnTfeMn1LuwARZo3r1l.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong>더 그레이트 킹덤 네임드 존슨</strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨왕국에 오신 것을 환영합니다. </font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><strike><font color="#ff0000">들어오는 것도 마음대로 못들어오지만 나가지도 못한단다</font></strike></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_08238182960949025" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00006.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918009Jgr4vZMlSiIWLavI6Z994ptY4rv.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong> 현대적이고 모던한 철학에 맞춰서 설계된 강려크한 아파아--뜨</strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">쑥쑥 커가는 존슨킹덤은 이주민들에게 이런 아파--뜨를 제공해드립니다</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_02818176303360142" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00007.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918010gMjEYWukDNs98qfG6.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨킹덤의 많은 시민들을 먹여살리기 위해 쑥쑥 커가는 우리의 먹거리</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">적어도 굶기지 않습니다 그러니까 존슨킹덤으로 이주하세요!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_07004218470415837" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00008.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918010sEy29gKUfwXHYF.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">크고 아름다운 그레이트홀. 소재는 오로지 시커먼 돌을 사용했습니다</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨킹덤에선 BB홀이라 부릅니다. 블랙브라더, 흑형홀이다 이거죠.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">왜 흑형이라고 이름지어졌는지는 존슨왕국의 비밀입니다</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_012474270302400164" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00009.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918011rnE3oQRbfx7bqWpsohoA4U4e9lLIIUhD.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨킹덤의 부유함을 과시하는 대형 공업지구</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">비지니스 프랜들리국가입니다. 일자리가 넘쳐나는 존슨킹덤으로 오세요!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_03801545988093762" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00010.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918011RRIAnnLZsYuxt7S5oOYdbVDL.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨킹덤은 특별한 오락거리도 제공해드립니다.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">'우연히' 나타난 딱정벌레를 광산에 풀어놓은 던전입니다.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">딱정벌레는 전혀 존슨킹덤의 시민들에게 위협이 되지 않습니다! 와서 여흥을 즐기세요!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_06908264405324336" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00011.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918012qkh3INoqjWfB8.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨킹덤은 오로지 건실한 시민만 받아들입니다.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">생긴게 오크같거나 개미맨같이 생긴새끼는 안받으니 썩꺼져!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_020141519000853047" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00012.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918012lmyhN7UT.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">미련한 곰탱이는 우리의 위대한 존슨킹덤에 들어올 자격이 없습니다.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">그냥 굶어죽으시지!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_09768842457426796" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00013.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918013rVnWFmV2VahZ7W7hu8KhaaRT51.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">오우 개미맨 갓뎀뻑킹이에요 넌 영구적으로 입국거부요</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_09407074094518171" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00014.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918013Rpo9X6Uy8kTJcqePqzZXpL.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">환영받지 못하는 고블린같이 생긴 면상은 굶어죽어서 갑옷만 남깁니다.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">그러니 거울 보고 고블린이랑 닮은 외모라면 오면 안됩니다.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">착각해서 안들여보내줘서 굶어죽음.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><img id="image_06240803820313829" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00015.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918014ir3AtlBOvOn6boCmYfRDHZX4gvO.png" width="800" height="450" /></strong></font></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">존슨킹덤의 자랑인 휴양지입니다. 와서 바다스멜을 맡아보세요!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">가끔가다 행패를 부리는 고블린 면상들이 있지만 존슨킹덤은 스트롱거한 시민들입니다. 맨손으로 때려잡습니다!</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000">아, 그런데 벽은 뭐하러 세웠냐구요? 그냥 못생긴것들 냄새나서 막은겁니다. 딱히 위험해서 막은게 아님.</font></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong></strong></font></div><font color="#ff0000"><strong> <div style="text-align: center"><img id="image_013503006317030464" class="chimg_photo" style="border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none" alt="224500_2013-09-11_00017.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201309/1378918580ThDjuXuxUQuY6SoY6wWgJADap1.png" width="800" height="450" /></div> <div style="text-align: center"> </div> <div style="text-align: center">살기 좋은 존슨킹덤에 오세요!</div> <div style="text-align: center">아, 저기 누워 계시는 분은 신경쓰지 마세요. 이 좋은 왕국에서 기어코 도망가려다가 우연히 사고를 당한 불쌍한 사람입니다.</div> <div style="text-align: center">그러니까 존슨킹덤으로 한 번 오셨으면 그냥 여기서 쭉 눌러사시는게 <u>'목숨에 이롭습니다.'</u></div></strong></font> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>왜 상인들이 자꾸 이 좋은 동네에서 벗어나려고 하는지 모르겠단 말이죠. </div> <div><strong><font color="#ff0000">나가는 방법은 오직 죽음밖에 없는데.</font></strong></div> <div><strong><font color="#ff0000"></font></strong> </div> <div><font color="#ffffff"></font> </div>