<p><br></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201211/3be96cfd41a3120cba8bbba0c035bcf2.jpg" class="txc-image" style="clear:none;float:none;"></p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"> </p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">컬투쇼 中</strong></p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> (때는 2009년 김종국이 부산에 콘서트로 호텔에 있었을당시</span></strong></p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">부산에 호텔 헬스장에서)</span><br></strong></p><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">.</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; 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color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">생각해보세요</strong></span></p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">서울도아니고 어쩌다생긴 호텔티켓때문에 뷔페여행이었는데</strong></p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">부산에서 김종국오빠를 보았다는것을요</strong></p><p style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"> 김종국 오빠를 본후로부터</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">오빠가 운동하는 모습을 보면서 광분에 휩싸였어요</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">그리고 종국오빠가 헬스기구를 이용하는 장소마다</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">은근히 따라다니면서 괜히 옆에서 열심히 운동했죠</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span> </p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">그런데 어머나 제가 종국오빠가 역기를 드는것처럼 흉내를내며 스토킹하고있는데</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">글쎄 종국오빠가 다른운동을 하시다가 저와 친구에게 다가오시면서</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“저기요 역기 그렇게 드시면 어깨에 무리가 오거든요” 하시면서</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">역기를들려고 누워있는저에게</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span> </p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"> “이거 제가 들던건데 못드실껀데요” 하시며 무게를 낮춰주시며 너무나 친절하게</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“자 이렇게 해봐요” 하면서 역기드는법을 가르쳐주는것이었습니다</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">친구와 저는 그상황에서 어머 종국오빠 이러면서 반기고싶었지만</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">왠지모를생각에 “어머 그래요?”하면서 무덤덤하게 대답했습니다.</strong></span></p><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong> </p></span><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">그런데 거기서 사고가 터지고 말았습니다</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">저는 종국오빠가 “헬스가 처음이신가봐요” 하고 묻는말에</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“아니 저 여기 회원이거든요?”라고 거짓말을 했고</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">종국오빠는 "아 그래요" 하며 아주친절하게 무거운역기를 자세까지 가르쳐주며</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">"자 들어보세요" 하는데 저는 저도모르게 있는힘을 다해 역기를 들었죠</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">그런데 생전처음들어보는 역기의 무게에 못이겨 그만..</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span> </p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">"뿌웅~"</strong></span></p><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong> <span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p></span><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">종국오빠는 그소리에 놀라</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“아..아아 괜찮아요 원래 자기 무게보다 더들면 그럴수 있습니다 다시해봐요“</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">하면서 위로를 해주는것이었습니다</strong></span></p><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong> </p></span><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">그러나 잠시후 너그럽던 종국오빠가 뭔가 킁킁거리더니</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“어..아까 가르쳐드린대로 이제 이렇게 계속 하시면 됩니다”</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">라는 말을 엄청나게 빠른속도로 하고는</strong></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">저희와 정반대인곳으로 재빠르게 도망가시는거에요</strong></span></p><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 25px; text-align: center;"><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong> </p></span><p class="바탕글" style="word-wrap: normal; 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