<p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: center;"><strong><font color="#e31600"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">경고!</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">19금 망상 농담이 가득합니다. </span></span><br><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">이런 거 혐오하시는 분들은 보면 안돼요.</span></span><br></font></strong><br></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>1<br><br><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">현실「나를... 똑바로... 봐요...」</span></span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>6<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">과거「이쪽 보지 마」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>9 <br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">인생의 쓴맛 ｢제발, 맛봐줘…//｣</span><br><br><br><span lang="EN-US" style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">*역주. 舐める(なめる-</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">핥다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">/맛보다/얕보다)</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><span id="callbacknestsweetpjytistorycom7173276" style="width: 1px; height: 1px; float: right;"></span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>10</p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">소금「뿌리지 마아앗///」</span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>11<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">군침「삼켰어…」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>12<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">옷차림「보지마아아아앗」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>18<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">놓친 물고기「크다///」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>23<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">실수「저질렀다///」</span> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>30<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">핵심「건드리지 마아아아아아앗///」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>31<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">비밀 ｢흘리고 말았어...///｣</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>47<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">심연「엿보지 말아요///」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>59<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">살림살이 ｢그렇게 샅샅이 훑어보지 마...///｣</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>61<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">저울「올라오지 마아아아아으읏///」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>94<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">용기「빠, 빨리... 가져...///」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>100<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">머리「어머... 이렇게 딱딱하게 돼서...」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>101<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">기대「벌써... 이렇게 커지면...」</span> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>106<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">정신줄「안돼… 끊어질 것 같아아앗///」</span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>108 <br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">근심걱정「안아줘...」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>118<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">공훈「후훗... 이렇게 세우면...」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>155<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">약「으엑... 맛... 없어...」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>169<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">빈털터리「그렇게 세게 흔들어대면...///」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>171<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">참을 인「네, 네 번은 안돼애애애애앳///」</span><br><br><br><span lang="EN-US" style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">*원문은 仏の顔(부처님 얼굴)</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">일본 속담 중 ‘부처님 얼굴도 세 번 쓰다듬으면 노한다’는 말이 있습니다.</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">아무리 착한 사람도 무례한 짓을 자주 당하면 성을 낸다는 뜻입니다.</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">뜻은 조금 다르지만 상황이 잘 맞아떨어지는</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">‘참을 인 세 번이면 살인을 면한다’는 우리말 속담으로 의역했습니다.</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>270 <br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">단물「앗... 그렇게 빨아대면...////」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>280<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">과정「그러게 내가 제일 중요하다고 했잖아！」</span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>282<br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">재탕「나 같은 건 어차피 세컨드겠지?...」</span></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>292</p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">진흙「왜 얼굴에 그렇게 발라대는데...？」 </span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>307</p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"></p><p class="바탕글" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">너희들 진짜 이런 쪽으로는 천재구나.</span></span></p><div style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.8; text-align: justify;"><br><br>번역 : 행복한 마조히스트(sweetpjy.tistory.com)<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>* 정의 「나쁜 아이는... 벌을 받아야겠죠？...」</div></p>