<div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>1. 강남스타일덕에 강남이 한창 유명해질 때, 2호선 강남역에 정차하는 기관사님 왈</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"여러분은 지금 전세계적으로 가장 유명한 강남, 강남역에 정차하고 계십니다"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b><br /></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>이 말듣고 어떤 아저씨가 말춤을 추면서 내렸고, 그걸보고 웃다가 못 내린 사람이 생겼다고(..)</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>...</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>2. 2호선 만원 지하철에서 갑자기 들려오는 기관사님의 멘트</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"같은 종류의 동물이 세마리가 모이면 도축하는 동물팡 게임을 소리를 켜놓고 하는 승객분 때문에 시끄럽다는 민원이 들어왔습니다.</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>동물팡 게임을 하시는 경우에는 이어폰을 이용해주시거나 진동으로 바꿔주시길 바랍니다."</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b><br /></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>3. 5호선 출근길 지하철 안,</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"손님 여러분께 안내말씀 드리겠습니다. 현재 열차가 지연되고 있습니다.</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>열차가 지연되는 이유는...</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>다 제가 못나서 그런겁니다."</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>사람들 빵 터지고 이어지는 멘트,</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b><br /></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"손님 여러분께 양해의 말씀 드리며</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>제가 지금부터 대한민국 역사상 최초로 앞차를 추월해보겠습니다.</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>자 그럼 지금 출발할테니 꽉 잡으세요!!"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b><br /></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>4. 7호선 기관사 "빨간넥타이" 민병준 기관사님의 멘트들</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"두고 내리신 물건은 무임승차의 죄목으로 유실물센터에 구류되오니,</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>유실물 찾아 면회가는일이 없도록 물건을 잊지 마십시오"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"저출산 시대에 임산부는 국가유공자와 다름없습니다.</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>임산부가 보이면 자리를 양보해주시고,</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>그냥 배가 나온 분이라도 귀엽게 여겨 자리를 양보하셔도 괜찮습니다"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b><br /></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>5. 다음 역은 백운인데, 역을 까먹은 기관사님 왈</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>" 다음 정차역은............다음 정차역은...........어.....어디일까요?"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>6. 중앙선 팔당쪽으로 가는 와중에 갑자기 멈춘 전철, 방송에서</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"전철길에 개가 있습니다. 기다려 주십시오"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>몇 분이 지나도 멈춰있는 지하철....</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>그러자 또 다시 방송에서</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b><br /></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b>"전철길에 **X가 아직 안가고 있습니다 기다려 주십시오"</b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; list-style-image: none"><b></b></div> <div style="font-family: 돋움, dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; 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