<span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">1</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">왼쪽 문을 열고 타자마자</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">오른쪽 문을 열고 내린다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">4</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">요금이 오를 때마다 비명을 지른다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">7</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">어느새 내가 운전한다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">11</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">혼잔데 조수석에 탄다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">* 역주. 이유는 모르겠지만 일본은 혼자 택시 탈 때 뒷자석에 탄대요.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">18</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">U턴 해서 반대 차선에 내려 주세요.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">21</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">택시에 타자마자 페브리즈를 마구 뿌린다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">28</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">재개발 지구나 새 건물이 들어 선 거리를 지날 때 </span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">한숨을 쉬며 「하나도 안 변했네··· 여기」라고 중얼거린다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">39</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">내릴 때 레드 카펫을 깐다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">45</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">비 내리는 밤에 택시를 타고 </span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">「저기, 요즘에 이 근처에서 뭐가 나온다는 소문이 돌잖아요~」</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">49</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">「오늘은 여기에 한 번 둬 볼까………」 라고 말하며</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">계기판 위에 물이 든 종이컵을 내려놓는다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">59</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">행선지를 물어보면</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">「몰라요···!!」하고 운다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">70</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">들고 있던 싸이렌을 차 위에 올리고</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">「빨리 갑시다, 신호는 무시하세요!」 </span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">95</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">차멀미가 심하니까 잘 부탁드려요. </span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">이러면 운전을 정말 조심스럽게 해준다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">99</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">타자마자 「교통 불편 신고 엽서」를 집어 든다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">104</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">땀을 뻘뻘 흘리면서 항문을 손으로 틀어막고 조심조심 탄다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">106</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">룸미러 너머로 운전기사의 얼굴을 심각하게 응시.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">135</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">혼자 탄 다음에 아무도 없는 조수석 쪽에 계속 말을 건다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">144 </span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">조수석 앞에 붙은 기사증을 소리 내서 읽는다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">157</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">경찰차가 지나가면 몸을 숙인다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">161</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">준비한 애니메이션 CD를 카오디오에 넣고 튼다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">172</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">뒷자석으로 타서 조수석으로 옮겨 앉는다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">223</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">타자마자 「트렁크가 열려있는데요?」 한다.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">운전기사가 확인하러 간 사이에 운전석에 앉는다. </span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">그대로 출발.</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">---------------</span><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:gulim;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">추천하면 추천창 뜸</span>
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