<p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202111/1637226574da69bd6a12714469af3626b9696a09ad__mn532663__w800__h1690__f258686__Ym202111.jpg" alt="1.jpeg" style="width:800px;" filesize="258686"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">무조건 백인 남자</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">고문 장면 절대 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">무슨 이유든 절대 누구든지 살인 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">자살 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">선 넘는 험한 말 절대 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">술 중독 절대 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">담배 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">불법 약물 이나 마약 장사 X</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">16살 전까지는 섹스 금지</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">16살 미만 이랑 섹스 금지</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">게이 금지</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">  </span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">하지만</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">  </span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">마블이 피터의 또 다른 인격을 묘사 해야</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">할 일이 생긴다면 그때는 봐줌</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">본명은 피터 벤자민 파커</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">이성애자 백인 남자</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">성장기에 부모 없이</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">메이와 벤에게 뉴욕에서 길러져야함</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">중학교 또는 대학교 다닐때</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">거미에 물리는 방법으로 능력을 얻어야함</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">스파이더맨의 첫번째 슈트는</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">수작업 빨파 슈트여야함</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">검은 코스튬은 심비오트고</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">직접 디자인 한것으로 묘사 되면 안됨</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">뉴욕 퀸즈 중산층 가정집에서 길러져야함</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">뉴욕 퀸즈 고등학교에 다니고 있거나 졸업해야함</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">뉴욕에 있는 대학에 다니고 있거나 졸업해야함</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;list-style:none;border:none;color:#222222;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, Helvetica, 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