<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268064fd7b80a3db87416ab5c112c7c4ea4df8__mn630517__w947__h497__f62866__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="1.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="62866"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;font-size:9pt;">미국 대선 때 우리 버니찡은 시애틀에 연설하러 옴</span></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268065a86af8a79d37492b938deecec7cc7b38__mn630517__w947__h496__f62091__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="419" alt="2.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="62091"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">근데 갑자기 두 흑인 여성들이 난입함.</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그러면서 우리는 <b style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;">BLM</b>(Black Lives Matter 흑인인권단체)라면서 버니 샌더스에게 우리가 먼저 연설 좀 하게 해달라고함</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">여기서 갑작스러운 난입에 띠용하며 놀라는 버니 샌더스</p><br style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268066d5a44d48ffc646b8adf50ed8fb823fe5__mn630517__w947__h496__f59324__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="419" alt="3.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="59324"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">왼쪽에 있는 여성은 우리가 더 중요하니까 먼저하겠다고 말했고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">버니는 그래도 내 연설인데 내가 먼저 하겠다. 나도 너희 BLM이 중요한 단체인 것을 아니까 나 끝난 다음에 하라라고 말하는가 싶더니</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">버니 오른쪽에 있던 여자가</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"우리 말 안들으면 너 연설 못하게 한다고 (shut it down)" 이라며 협박함</p><br style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268068bca84d99a0684631a756a2b8b945ba9d__mn630517__w947__h497__f58917__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="4.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="58917"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">연설하려고 하는데 여자들이 계속 방해하고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">맨 앞자리에서는 다른 흑인들이 버니가 말하는거 안들리게 "Black Lives Matter!"이라면서 소리치고 있어서  </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> 포기하고 내려감</p><br style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/14932680687d7f0ebbbd0f4086ae4c054d9b8f4895__mn630517__w947__h497__f59591__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="5.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="59591"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그리고 흑인 여성은 마치 자신이 승리한 마냥 만세</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">지금 마이크를 들고 있는 할배는 버니 샌더스 캠페인 일원 중 한명인데</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"여러분들 우리는 합리적(reasonable)이여야 됩니다."</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">이러면서 Black Lives Matter를 외치는 흑인들을 진정시키려고함</p><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268069fb4bc47b86ba4771b8fc93ddc24956e5__mn630517__w947__h497__f61460__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="6.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="61460"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">는 씹고 어깨로 누르면서</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"(연설)못하게 할꺼라고!" 라며 협박하는 흑인 여성</p><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/149326807060d71a8d3d2e4205981d45a5d7c40895__mn630517__w947__h497__f61170__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="7.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="61170"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">이내 곧 다른 흑인들까지 난입함</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">안전 요원들은 저 흑인들을 건들이면 자기들은 물론 버니 샌더스까지 ㅈ되는걸 알기에 아무것도 못함</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">결국 마이크 넘겨줌</p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268072d3f7447cd5ab4fff98df0b759f911a3f__mn630517__w947__h497__f64724__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="8.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="64724"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">버니 샌더스 연설을 막자 관객들(버니 샌더스 지지자들)은 부! 우우우! 이러는데</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그 소리에 저 흑인 여성도 아무 말 못하자</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"여러분들이 잠잠해질때까지 말 안할꺼에요"</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">이러면서 마이크 내려놓음 ㅋ</p><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/1493268073165a26d2c0ea4911bf21107aa4f1cdcb__mn630517__w947__h497__f64845__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="9.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="64845"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그럼에도 계속 부!우우우우! 이러자</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"이게 진보(Liberal) 수준입니다 여러분! 흑인들에 관해서는 존나 개짓(full of bullshit)만 하는 놈들!"</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">하며 트럼프 지지자들이 아닌 샌더스 지지자들 디스함 ㄷㄷ</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"너희들 조용히 안하면 버니 샌더스 연설 못하게 할꺼야!" 이러면서 협박까지함</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/14932680748447eaacca46468bb1078c85618173e9__mn630517__w947__h497__f68372__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="10.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="68372"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">샌더스 캠페인 관련자들이 우리라도 조용히 하자 이러면서 말리니까 결국 조용해졌는데 </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">연설은 안하고 갑자기</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">"Black Lives Matter!" 이렇게 마이크에 빵빵 소리치면서 개뿅뿅을 함</p><br style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201704/149326807505f4aaf01825445fb0faac01e44fe217__mn630517__w947__h497__f67383__Ym201704.jpg" width="800" height="420" alt="11.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="67383"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그 옆에 자기 연설자리에서 자신의 차례를 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