<p></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>'유치한게 좋다' </strong>저의 지론 중에 하나입니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">어떤 일을 하던, 조금 유치하게 생각하고 실천해보면 재미있습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">숨바꼭질 같은 단순하고 유치한 게임은 지금 해도 재밌지요 :-)</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">(인기 예능인 런닝맨도 그런 요소들이 적중해서 인기를 모으는 데 한 몫했다고 생각합니다.)</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">그래서 때때로 의도적으로 유치한 행동들을 하기도 합니다(늙은이가 되지 않기 위한 몸부림이랄까요..</span><img class="tcx_image" id="static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_47.gif" alt="" src="http://static.se2.naver.com/static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_47.gif" style="max-width: 800px;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">)</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">저는 말을 하지 않고 있으면 진지해보인다는 말을 듣고 삽니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">하지만 내면에는 끓어오르는 개그욕심과 장난이 가득합니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">그래서 간혹 재밌는 일들이 생기곤 합니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">이번에는 <u>얼마전에 있었던 재미난 일화</u>를 소개하고자 합니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">한 달 전쯤, <u>손가락에 묻는 케첩을 핥아먹고 있는 저</u>를 발견했습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>'아하 핏짜!(피자)</strong></span><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>와 빠슷하(파스타)!느님들을 영접할 때가 되었구나!'</strong></span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"></span> </p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><img class="tcx_image" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201304/bc638af9489856cf11e46af22c6d6249.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;"></p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">학교 근처 피자집을 가게 되었습니다.</span> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">기다리던 파스타가 나오고, </span><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">말 한마디 없이 흡입하기 시작했습니다...</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">이름 모를 아이돌의 노래가 끝나갈 무렵 어느새 주문한 음식도 바닥을 보였습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(58, 50, 195);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">파스타와 피자를 무슨</span> 편의점에서 삼각김밥에 콜라 먹듯이 <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">번개처럼 먹어버린 것이죠</span></span></strong>.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">아놔... 그냥 모른 척하고 음식 언제나오냐고 따져볼까....라는 헛된 망상이 들정도로 여운이 남더군요.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">안되 이렇게 허무하게 갈 수 없어 휴지라도 뜯어먹겠어!라고 생각하던 찰나 응모권이 눈에 띄더군요.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">갑자기 장난기가 발동해서 아래와 같이 적어버렸습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">  </p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><img class="tcx_image" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201304/f8b91d1a439d2fb8e04e6fd9d73a49f5.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;"></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">무심코 웃으면서 넣고 까맣게 잊고 지냈습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">그런데요....</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>당ㅋ첨ㅋ</strong></span> 됐습니다</span>...엌ㅋㅋㅋ...</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">당첨되었다고 문자가 온 거에요.. 우와 신기하다 ~!!!!</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">그런데.........</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><u><span style="font-size: 14pt;">생각해보니 이름이 '마이클'입니다...</span></u></span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"><u><span style="font-size: 14pt;">'한국'여자를 좋아한다고 썼습니다</span></u>..</span><img class="tcx_image" id="static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_48.gif" alt="" src="http://static.se2.naver.com/static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_48.gif" style="max-width: 800px;"></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">아놔......... 필사적으로 골통을 굴리기 시작했습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><strong><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">가난한 집안에서 태어나 부모님 얼굴도 모른채, 타국으로 입양되어,</span></strong></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><strong><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">지금은 늦었지만 저를 낳아주신 부모님을 찾고있습니다.</span></strong></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><strong><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">부모님을 만나서 한국말로 사랑한다고 말하고 싶어하는</span></strong><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"> 한인계 미국인 마이클</span><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">이 </span><strong><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">'</span><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">되어볼까'</span></strong><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">??</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">진지하게 고민했습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">피자시식권이냐 나의 정체성이냐 며칠을 고민한 끝에...</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">(사실 마이클 연기연습도 쪼금 했습니다..</span><img class="tcx_image" id="static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_41.gif" alt="" src="http://static.se2.naver.com/static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_41.gif" style="max-width: 800px;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">저는 연기는 하면 안될 듯..)</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">그냥 주던 말던 사실대로 말하기로 결정했습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"> 이렇게 된 이상 화덕피자로 간다!</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><img class="tcx_image" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201304/10376c7a9da80f519d759538c056a7c6.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;"></p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">이럴 때는 생각하지 말고 돌직구로 가야지!</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">가게로 찾아 갔습니다..</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">"저 시식권 이벤트 당첨되서 왔습니다."</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">"성함이 어떻게 되시죠?"</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">"<span style="font-size: 24pt;">마....</span><span style="font-size: 18pt;">마....</span>이클..."</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">"네???"</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">"아 사실 제가 요래요래 사정이 ...."</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">알바가 웃음을 못참고 다른 직원에게 도움을 요청하더군요.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">남자 직원이 나왔지만 바로 빵 터지더군요..</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">이미 알바들 사이에선 유명했던 모양이었나 봅니다..</span><img class="tcx_image" id="static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_50.gif" alt="" src="http://static.se2.naver.com/static/full/20130318/emoticon/1_50.gif" style="max-width: 800px;"></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">하지만 이미 <strong>저의 체면 값은 1만 3천 원(피자가격)이라는 것을 확인했기 때문에</strong></span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">물러서지 않고 차근차근 얘기를 했습니다.</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">남자직원 분께서 사장님과 통화를 하시고는,</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">("아.. 네 그분 맞아요 마이클~! 어떡하죠?"라고 말하는 거 다 들림)</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">결국 득탬 했습니다! 피자 L사이즈 무료 시식권</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;"> 하하하하핳하하하하하어후후ㅠㅠㅜㅠㅜㅠㅜㅠㅠ</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">PS. 남자 직원 분의 센스란... 후후후</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><span style="font-family: 굴림, gulim; font-size: 10pt;">저의 본명을 밝혔는데도 굳이 저 이름을 .. 후후후</span></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><img class="tcx_image" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201304/b7191fc8d2228c93d2baaf896a19fdff.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;"></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">예전에 나는 가수다에 응모했던 추억이 생각납니다.</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">사연을 쓰는 곳에 '한영애님이 살풀이 곡을 불러도 테크토닉을 추며 울 수 있다'고 적었습니다.</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">저 현장 평가단과 모니터 평가단 2개 모두 당첨되었습니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.........</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">결국 나는 가수다 본방 2번 방청했었네요 ㅎ_ㅎ</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><br></p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"> </p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">끝으로 저의 이야기를 들어주셔서 감사합니다~</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;">행복 가득한 주말 보내세요 :-)</p><p align="center" style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; line-height: 2;"><br></p><p></p>