스물한살 먹은 여자지만 남친 음슴으로 음슴체 쓰겠음


며칠 전의 일이었음


친구랑 둘이 스마트폰에 빠져서 정보의 바다를 헤엄치던 중이었음


갑자기 친구가


"야, 이번에 맥심 모델 김연아더라?"


라고 나에게 말했음


으앙 맥심 모델이라니 맥심............맥심..........그 잡지 맥심..........?


난 멘붕이 왔음. 우리 연아언니가 왜 그런걸 찍지ㅠㅠ


"맥심........? 진짜 맥심 모델 김연아야?"


나의 당황스러운 표정에 친구가 당연하다는듯이


"응. 와 김연아는 진짜 여신이네"


라고 대답했음


나는 더욱더 심한 멘붕이 와서


"으으........맥심이면...... 그 야한잡지 아님ㅠㅠ?"


이라고 되물음










친구의 얼굴이 일그러지면서


"뭔 소리 하는거야. 맥심 커피 모름?"


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순식간에 분위기 이상해짐............


그 상황에서는 재밌었는데 글로 쓰니 별로네


여튼 그날 이후로 그 친구가 날 어떻게 볼지 굉장히 민감해짐ㅠㅠ





이게 다 오유때문이야...........


오유만 아니었어도 내가 그런 잡지의 존재를 알 일이 없는데.....하..........